Greeting cards designed by sweet perversion

Fucktastic greeting card

Nail Me greeting card

I f*cking love you greeting card

Suck as Much - Dad greeting card

Rad greeting card

Back-Alley Hooker greeting card

Dear Slutbag greeting card

Happy Birthday Herpes Card greeting card

Suck as Much - Mom greeting card

Whore greeting card

For Like Evah greeting card

I love the selection of cards you guys have!

- Jennifer from Denver, CO
As a mother of two, it's a godsend to be able to pick out a card without chasing my kids around the store.

- Heather from Chicago, IL
It's so much easier to find a card on Card Gnome than at my local store. Thank you!

- Linda from Sunset, SC
I'm terrible at remembering to send cards. Thanks to your reminders, I now have a happy wife & mom!

- Chad from Philadelphia, PA

Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of “business”.