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Due to the State of Colorado's COVID-19 stay-at-home order, our production facilities will be closed until April 11. No cards will be printed or mailed until then.

Greeting cards designed by sweet perversion

Rad greeting card

Nail Me greeting card

Dear Slutbag greeting card

Fucktastic greeting card

I f*cking love you greeting card

Suck as Much - Dad greeting card

Whore greeting card

Happy Birthday Herpes Card greeting card

Suck as Much - Mom greeting card

For Like Evah greeting card

I love the selection of cards you guys have!

- Jennifer from Denver, CO
As a mother of two, it's a godsend to be able to pick out a card without chasing my kids around the store.

- Heather from Chicago, IL
It's so much easier to find a card on Card Gnome than at my local store. Thank you!

- Linda from Sunset, SC
I'm terrible at remembering to send cards. Thanks to your reminders, I now have a happy wife & mom!

- Chad from Philadelphia, PA

Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of “business”.