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Greeting cards designed by Jerald E. Ditzen

  • I love the selection of cards you guys have!

    - Jennifer from Denver, CO

  • As a mother of two, it's a godsend to be able to pick out a card without chasing my kids around the store.

    - Heather from Chicago, IL

  • It's so much easier to find a card on Card Gnome than at my local store. Thank you!

    - Linda from Sunset, SC

  • I'm terrible at remembering to send cards. Thanks to your reminders, I now have a happy wife & mom!

    - Chad from Philadelphia, PA

I've been a one-man ad agency since 1980 in Phoenix, Arizona. The best part is the creative process. With a blank legal pad and felt-tip pen, it's fun to see what ends up as a finished product in print or broadcast. I've always leaned towards humor and, specifically, irreverent, cynical humor. To find an outlet outside of advertising, I veered into greeting cards and found a home at Gnome. For a humorous card with a twisted edge, stick your head in a Ditzoid. In my leisure time, I've run 57 marathons—so there!
— Jerry Ditzen