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Warning! Open This Card Slowly! greeting card

Warning! Open This Card Slowly!

Designed by Laughing Hippo Studio

Inside message: At your age, we don't want you to strain anything. Happy Birthday

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  • 5 x 7 inch greeting card
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  • Printed on high quality recycled paper
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birthday card with a warning on the front. The warning says, Open this card slowly! Inside says, At your age, we don't want you to strain anything!

Keywords: birthday