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The Golden Years Have Come At Last greeting card

The Golden Years Have Come At Last

Designed by Laughing Hippo Studio

Inside message: The Golden Years can kiss my ...

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  • 5 x 7 inch greeting card
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  • Printed on high quality recycled paper
  • Schedule delivery up to a year in advance

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Getting older birthday card with a poem about the golden years. The poem says, I cannot see. I cannot pee. I cannot chew. I cannot screw. My body's drooping. I have trouble pooping. The Golden years have come at last! Inside says, The golden years can kiss my ...