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I hope a squirrel never eats your eyes greeting card

I hope a squirrel never eats your eyes

Designed by Joe Mohr Cards

Inside message: Happy Birthday! I hope a squirrel never harvests your eyeballs.

$4.99
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  • 5 x 7 inch greeting card
  • Customizable
  • Printed on high quality recycled paper
  • Schedule delivery up to a year in advance

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Artist's description

Gross/funny birthday card.

Keywords: squirrel, gross, disgusting