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Classified Birthday greeting card

Classified Birthday

Designed by Second Place City

Inside message: Neither will anyone else... Happy Birthday!

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  • 5 x 7 inch greeting card
  • Customizable
  • Printed on high quality recycled paper
  • Schedule delivery up to a year in advance

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Artist's description

The perfect birthday card for the mischievous person in your life.

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